Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
