...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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