Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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