y did u give ur computer a hand job?
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
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I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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