quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I'm like, not good at living.
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