you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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