That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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