you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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