We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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