conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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