Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
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Wipe that smile off your face.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
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she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
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I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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