i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
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You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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