my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
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mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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