Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
Will exercising make me less horny?
Randomize
