..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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