So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
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Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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