Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
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Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
There's always time for handjobs
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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