Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
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OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
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Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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