She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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