How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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