Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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