dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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