How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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