Why is half of me covered in green stuff that won't come off?
You stripper-danced on a light pole in the quad. It had fresh paint on it.
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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