I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
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I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
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Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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