The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
birth control should be required to get into college
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
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THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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