Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
P.S. I can't hear my feet
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
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