I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
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Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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