Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
420 ftw
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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