Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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