that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
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