yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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