Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
