Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
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They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
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Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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