talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
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Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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