fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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