I cockslap morals
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
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