You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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