im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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