Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Randomize
