We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
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