just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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