This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
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