Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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