The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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