Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
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he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
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We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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