you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
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YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Bring me that man meat
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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