I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
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It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I just woke up to three voicemails from you. In the first one you just straight laughed for 3 minutes. In the second you did bird calls. In the third you were hysterically crying. Have fun last night?
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
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As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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