I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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