8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
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Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
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its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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