Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm gonna have a badass scar
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
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somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
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